What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:32

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.